But Seriously Now

This donut enters my mouth imminently.
And then, sugar rushes over me relentlessly!
Essentially, I'm saccharin shaking constantly!
Then Kamisama turns around and she says to me:
"What's up with the singing and rap melody?"
Helena retorts, "It's a musical set during the 17th century
Where a human named Hamilton sets America free."

"Ohhh," says Kamisama. "Never heard of it, news to me."
"Are you kidding? They've been singing this endlessly.
Eventually, they'll get tired of it," says Helena incorrectly.

And I am eatin' a boston creme donut
I am eatin' a boston creme donut
Hey yo, I'm just like the hambros
I'm young, scrappy, and hungry
And I'm eatin' a boston creme donut

"Oh, huh," interrupts Kamisama, "A musical?
What, like the Takarazuka Revue?
You know if they did it, I'd watch it too.
Rose of Versailles had a lot of daring-do!"
she said out of the blue!

"Yo," grumbles Helena, "Y'all better stop.
I'm getting tired of these rhymes and staccato bops
Get outta my office if you're gonna dance
I'm warning you! This is your last chance!
And gimmie a donut too!"

Sung to "My Shot" from Hamilton